vintagevideogamegeek

Jan 11 2012, 06:38 PM

During my Senior year of college I got food poisoning from Applebee's and it was coming out of both ends. Worst possible smell imaginable. I actually prayed for death that night. I honestly don't know how I survived.

TurboLoverXdSehn

Jan 11 2012, 06:45 PM

I don't know if I wanna eat at applebee's anymore

jumblejunkie

Jan 11 2012, 07:49 PM

Much like VVGG I had it coming out of both ends. I had this homemade mac and cheese from where I used to work when I was 16. I was so sick that, it was coming out both ends. I called out of work and my boss said dont bother because I was fired because I said it was because of their food. True story! lol

ciscoidiot

Jan 11 2012, 09:07 PM

Well this community literally just went to shit.

jumblejunkie

Jan 12 2012, 06:25 PM

ciscoidiot

Jan 11 2012, 09:07 PM

Well this community literally just went to shit.

Wheres my drum fill sound effect at!?

Bodmin

Jan 13 2012, 02:27 AM

The Shit Shingle Massacre


This tale takes us back to the year 2001, back when times were simpler, hanging out with your best friends, no job, no bills, very little responsibility, basically no bullshit. It was an April Friday night with a couple of my friends dicking around town with nothing to do, really NOTHING to do, the town I grew up in had a population of around 750-800 people so no mall, no theater, no arcade nothing so we would make our own fun and that night we decided to snoop around the new post office that was being built in town. We started our quest walking past the old post office which was being rented out to this creepy dude who would sell fake Oakley sunglasses and Tommy Hilfiger watches out of a 95 white Ford Windstar which we noticed had no read window on the back, but I digress. We make are way to the construction site and started looting the area of soda pop and Little Debbie snacks that the construction workers would leave behind, while on my quest for sweet loot I let one rip and you know the farts you get, the instant you let it rip you gotta unload the merchandise if you know what I mean. So I run to the side of the building and did my business and to my surprise I took a shit on small pile of roofing shingles. As I'm looking down at what I've done a light bulb turns on, now I don't know what prompted me to do what I did, maybe I'm just a terrible person but I take the shingle that I shit on and showed it to my friends, maybe I was impressed with the Dairy Queen twirl that was on the top of the turd. So to show off my grand achievement trying to figure out what to do with the shingle and in a split second I told my friends to follow me, we walk back to the old post office with my friends thinking I was gonna leave the the shit shingle on the creepy guys door step but no, I walked past door and approached his van and threw the shit shingle like a frisbee threw his window-less Ford Windstar and then left the scene of the crime. A week later when we left for our quest to the post office, there bolted to the back of the guys van was a piece plexiglass. For no longer he would have any shit shingles thrown into his van.

LMG Gaming

Jan 13 2012, 03:10 AM

Bodmin

Jan 13 2012, 02:27 AM

The Shit Shingle Massacre


This tale takes us back to the year 2001, back when times were simpler, hanging out with your best friends, no job, no bills, very little responsibility, basically no bullshit. It was an April Friday night with a couple of my friends dicking around town with nothing to do, really NOTHING to do, the town I grew up in had a population of around 750-800 people so no mall, no theater, no arcade nothing so we would make our own fun and that night we decided to snoop around the new post office that was being built in town. We started our quest walking past the old post office which was being rented out to this creepy dude who would sell fake Oakley sunglasses and Tommy Hilfiger watches out of a 95 white Ford Windstar which we noticed had no read window on the back, but I digress. We make are way to the construction site and started looting the area of soda pop and Little Debbie snacks that the construction workers would leave behind, while on my quest for sweet loot I let one rip and you know the farts you get, the instant you let it rip you gotta unload the merchandise if you know what I mean. So I run to the side of the building and did my business and to my surprise I took a shit on small pile of roofing shingles. As I'm looking down at what I've done a light bulb turns on, now I don't know what prompted me to do what I did, maybe I'm just a terrible person but I take the shingle that I shit on and showed it to my friends, maybe I was impressed with the Dairy Queen twirl that was on the top of the turd. So to show off my grand achievement trying to figure out what to do with the shingle and in a split second I told my friends to follow me, we walk back to the old post office with my friends thinking I was gonna leave the the shit shingle on the creepy guys door step but no, I walked past door and approached his van and threw the shit shingle like a frisbee threw his window-less Ford Windstar and then left the scene of the crime. A week later when we left for our quest to the post office, there bolted to the back of the guys van was a piece plexiglass. For no longer he would have any shit shingles thrown into his van.

Dear lord... Bodmin, what are you?

ciscoidiot

Jan 12 2012, 11:26 PM

Well I just feel like a silly goose.

Bodmin

Jan 13 2012, 03:57 AM

LMG Gaming

Jan 13 2012, 03:10 AM

Bodmin

Jan 13 2012, 02:27 AM

The Shit Shingle Massacre


This tale takes us back to the year 2001, back when times were simpler, hanging out with your best friends, no job, no bills, very little responsibility, basically no bullshit. It was an April Friday night with a couple of my friends dicking around town with nothing to do, really NOTHING to do, the town I grew up in had a population of around 750-800 people so no mall, no theater, no arcade nothing so we would make our own fun and that night we decided to snoop around the new post office that was being built in town. We started our quest walking past the old post office which was being rented out to this creepy dude who would sell fake Oakley sunglasses and Tommy Hilfiger watches out of a 95 white Ford Windstar which we noticed had no read window on the back, but I digress. We make are way to the construction site and started looting the area of soda pop and Little Debbie snacks that the construction workers would leave behind, while on my quest for sweet loot I let one rip and you know the farts you get, the instant you let it rip you gotta unload the merchandise if you know what I mean. So I run to the side of the building and did my business and to my surprise I took a shit on small pile of roofing shingles. As I'm looking down at what I've done a light bulb turns on, now I don't know what prompted me to do what I did, maybe I'm just a terrible person but I take the shingle that I shit on and showed it to my friends, maybe I was impressed with the Dairy Queen twirl that was on the top of the turd. So to show off my grand achievement trying to figure out what to do with the shingle and in a split second I told my friends to follow me, we walk back to the old post office with my friends thinking I was gonna leave the the shit shingle on the creepy guys door step but no, I walked past door and approached his van and threw the shit shingle like a frisbee threw his window-less Ford Windstar and then left the scene of the crime. A week later when we left for our quest to the post office, there bolted to the back of the guys van was a piece plexiglass. For no longer he would have any shit shingles thrown into his van.

Dear lord... Bodmin, what are you?

Bodmin

Jan 13 2012, 02:27 AM

The Shit Shingle Massacre


This tale takes us back to the year 2001, back when times were simpler, hanging out with your best friends, no job, no bills, very little responsibility, basically no bullshit. It was an April Friday night with a couple of my friends dicking around town with nothing to do, really NOTHING to do, the town I grew up in had a population of around 750-800 people so no mall, no theater, no arcade nothing so we would make our own fun and that night we decided to snoop around the new post office that was being built in town. We started our quest walking past the old post office which was being rented out to this creepy dude who would sell fake Oakley sunglasses and Tommy Hilfiger watches out of a 95 white Ford Windstar which we noticed had no read window on the back, but I digress. We make are way to the construction site and started looting the area of soda pop and Little Debbie snacks that the construction workers would leave behind, while on my quest for sweet loot I let one rip and you know the farts you get, the instant you let it rip you gotta unload the merchandise if you know what I mean. So I run to the side of the building and did my business and to my surprise I took a shit on small pile of roofing shingles. As I'm looking down at what I've done a light bulb turns on, now I don't know what prompted me to do what I did, maybe I'm just a terrible person but I take the shingle that I shit on and showed it to my friends, maybe I was impressed with the Dairy Queen twirl that was on the top of the turd. So to show off my grand achievement trying to figure out what to do with the shingle and in a split second I told my friends to follow me, we walk back to the old post office with my friends thinking I was gonna leave the the shit shingle on the creepy guys door step but no, I walked past door and approached his van and threw the shit shingle like a frisbee threw his window-less Ford Windstar and then left the scene of the crime. A week later when we left for our quest to the post office, there bolted to the back of the guys van was a piece plexiglass. For no longer he would have any shit shingles thrown into his van.